Hello, is this thing on? It’s been ages and ages since I’ve written a blog post, but here I go.
Last week I was blocked on Facebook for seven days. After I appealed the decision, they admitted that they “got it wrong” and two days later they reinstated my privilege of posting memes and bullshit on their stupid fucking platform. You probably didn’t notice that I was blocked because I have a couple of team members who can post to the page on my behalf.
The reason I was blocked was for bullying and harassing. The person I was accused of perpetrating this horrible crime upon was a woman who freely posted a video on TikTok about stealing a guacamole bowl. I shared the video and then boom: I was harassing her.
It was sort of like last year when I posted a video of a woman who spit on a server. I called that woman “trash.” Well, Daddy Zuckerberg didn’t like that and I was blocked for seven days. I guess calling a piece of trash a piece of trash isn’t okay. Since this is my own blog and not Facebook or Meta or whatever the fuck they call themselves these days, I can say whatever I want, so buckle your seatbelts, bitches. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
This is the video that most recently got me into trouble:
I said nothing on Facebook about this PIECE OF TRASH (that felt good to type) because I didn’t want to get into trouble. All I said was something like, “this is is probably the same person who complains that the price of guacamole is so expensive.” Other people made reference to her appearance or the Spice Girls posters on the wall, but I did not. Yet, I was the one who was blocked.
Facebook will let someone post that Joe Biden didn’t win the presidency (he did) or that children aren’t susceptible to Covid (they are) or that the vaccine isn’t safe (it is), but heaven forbid I share a video of a woman bragging about stealing restaurant property. This PIECE OF TRASH (it felt even better typing it the second time) was proud of her thievery. That’s why she posted it on TikTok, right? She clearly wanted the attention or she wouldn’t have put it out there in the first place. I did this PIECE OF TRASH (three times in two paragraphs? My refractory period hasn’t been this robust since college) a favor by posting the video on my Facebook page. I did facebook a favor too, because that video was getting lots of engagement and we all know that’s all they fucking care about it.
Since I refrained from saying what I truly wanted to say about the thieving guacamole bowl lady, I will now say what I wish I had said originally:
Stop stealing from restaurants, you sad excuse for a customer. Restaurants have had it hard enough these last two years without people like you dropping fucking guacamole bowls into their purses. How fucking gross are you? Did you even bother to clean it before you shoved it in there? Or maybe you crammed it under your clothes. That way you had guacamole stains on the front of your sweater and on the inside of it. These aren’t souvenirs for you to remember your big fucking day out at Chili’s or Perkins. It’s not a coaster or a matchbox, it’s restaurant property. Stop stealing it and stop stealing pint glasses, margarita glasses, salt and pepper shakers, sugar caddies, silverware, plates, or anything else. The only thing you should be walking out with when you leave a restaurant is what you came in with and anything else you paid for. Besides, avocados are expensive and we know your broke ass can’t afford to buy any to make your own guacamole. You’re probably gonna use that bowl to hold nasty ass ponytail holders or spare change, you LITERAL FUCKING TRASH. (God, I need a cigarette)
And so concludes my first blog post in many, many months. It was full of vitriol, bitchiness and foul language. Just like old times.
Oh, and fuck you, Facebook.
Ilovecowsandplants
I have an ex friend who stole a small ramekin from a restaurant.
I was angry when I found out, and even though it wasn’t expensive, that is NOT the point!
What a twat, and I’m glad you exposed the thief.
That stuff is NOT cheap.
anne
This gal is disgusting. That bowl is needed by the restaurant and is not a cheap item. If her video stayed on social media, her local restaurants could refuse her service or know to watch her.
Jessica
I love your honor and integrity. Come have lunch on the boat with me and my husband in spring. Take a nice break on the Essex River. Have an amazing holiday. Xoxo Jessica
Michele Berg
God, how I love you. Are you me, with a penis? I’m pretty sure, our parents are the same people and we went through the same life! I feel like I wrote this, but my loser ass is sitting on the shitter just reading it haha! Anyways, oddly, I’ve been a cocktail waitress at casinos for the last decade. People don’t really steal there. If anything we steal from them (gambling their rent away). I wasn’t aware people actually did this. That’s not only trashy asf, it’s pretty gross. Like, wiping it with a napkin is NOT cleaning it. Ewwwww yuck, man, just the thought is vial. Guacamole on your car keys, sides of your purse. Woof buzzes girlfriend! She actually kinda looks like her hahahaha oh well, I’ll end on that note. Have a good weekend. I just got a boob job 2 days ago. So I’m gonna enjoy my narcotics. Thank you.
Oh and fuck Facebook, I’m on a 30 day band for telling my friend we should kill her baby daddy, bc he’s a cars salesman and she has no vehicle. Anyways, fuck you, Zuckerberg penis cocksucker.
Michele Berg
God, how I love you. Are you me, with a penis? I’m pretty sure, our parents are the same people and we went through the same life! I feel like I wrote this, but my loser ass is sitting on the shitter just reading it haha! Anyways, oddly, I’ve been a cocktail waitress at casinos for the last decade. People don’t really steal there. If anything we steal from them (gambling their rent away). I wasn’t aware people actually did this. That’s not only trashy asf, it’s pretty gross. Like, wiping it with a napkin is NOT cleaning it. Ewwwww yuck, man, just the thought is vial. Guacamole on your car keys, sides of your purse. Woof buzzes girlfriend! She actually kinda looks like her hahahaha oh well, I’ll end on that note. Have a good weekend. I just got a boob job 2 days ago. So I’m gonna enjoy my narcotics. Thank you.
Jennie
I have missed you so much, Bitchy! Welcome back and great post.
Mary
Can’t you just buy one of those bowls at the Dollar Store?
LakewoodOhioLady
Hope someone who worked at that restaurant saw it and banned her from ever going there again. Or at least serves her food on paper plates with plastic utensils while the other customers are served with normal dishes and setups.
Vee
Love this blog! I have to agree with you, she is a big piece of trash!
Mary A
Stealing is bad. Censorship is bad. Covid is bad. Also Let’s go Brandon AND Fuck Trump.
I got banned for posting an OBVIOUS joke about liquorish (sp?) hotdogs. I guess Oscar Myer is a big FB sponsor or something.
FB is getting to be like Starbies. I love to hate them, but the coffee is pretty yummy.
Kevin
That woman is complete trash. Gross in every sense of the word. And so is Facebook. Got off months ago.
Gail
This Is fucking GREAT!!!!
Wynne Shamburger
Just found this page and I have gotten warnings about stupid little memes that I have left for comments. I thought they were cute not vulgar or disrespecting in any way
Megan
I was in jail for stating during a debate about overserving, someone said that’s like suing Burger King for serving you and you die from obesity. I said No you kill yourself. Not an innocent person driving.
Kimberly Carragher
My very white husband got banned for saying “white people suck” on a meme clearly meant as a joke making fun of white people.
Debbie
I’m so glad you called her out on that and continue to do so. I’m sure she will continue to do it.
No morals anymore
G.B. Miller
Friend of mine got an FB jail ban for posting a memory that FACEBOOK suggested she share and suddenly determined after she’d posted it it somehow “violated” community standards. Yeah, that went over so well that she now decided to start plying her trades on other platforms that aren’t into pointless censorship.
Kenny Ray
Im calling her a fat load on Facebook. we’ll see what happens.
Kimberly French
I love you. That is all.
Brittany
I was actually banned for sharing a PROVAX MEME. Got 30 days. Then I got banned for using “bitch” to my best friend, another 30. And I’m currently on another 30 days for talking about the grilled cheese aspiration on the SIMS VIDEO game. Facebook has become too ridiculous. I can’t say anything anymore cuz I seem to be a target. I understand
Elle
Used to be able to use t🍉 and not get in trouble. Pretty sure that is still the case
Mellie
Tik Tok is honestly a horrible platform if you’re a dumbass who needs that sort of validation. Schools are having to remove soap dispensers, paper towel holders etc..from bathrooms because of all of these stupid challenges. Not to mention the challenges that require you to hit or slap a teacher. Seriously, society is full of people with zero gray matter. This bitch is one of many.
Jennifer McLean
Have you seen the video of the woman throwing soup in the cashiers face? I would have chased that twunt down and beat the hell out of her…PIECE OF TRASH!!
Sheilah
I have found you can call people twunts and get by with it. Make that your new go to word. LOL
john macleod
I got a warning about not obeying community standards by posting a picture of a field of wild
flowers
Sheri C
Yes David Cowling!!! That is the absolute truth!!
Lisa
Let me get this straight. This piece of trash steals something, brags about stealing it and then gets upset when she’s called out for stealing? And FB is on her side? I’m glad I’m old. This world has gotten too crazy to contemplate a future in it.
David Cowling
You most certainly cannot post negative things about the vaccine. My 30 day ban on FascistBook is proof. It’s not safe, and useless for kids. But you can’t say that on FascistBook. Restaurant folks come in all stripes, some of us are even Conservative. I’m glad you won, and that fat, theiving bitch can go straight to hell.