An Open Letter to This Lazy Waiter
Dear Lazy Waiter, While I understand it’s not your fault that the fries weren’t hot enough, it is your responsibility to do your best to serve hot food. When a …
November 30, 2016
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Month: November 2016
November 30, 2016
Christmas is Coming, So Don’t Tip Your Server?
Christmas is just a few short weeks ahead and already people are worrying about how they are going to pay for all the massive amounts of presents that commercialism has …
November 29, 2016
1-Star Review for Another Stupid Reason
One of my hobbies, in addition to doing tequila shots and saving matchbooks from bars that have gently asked me to never come back, is trolling through the land of …
November 22, 2016
10 Times to Be Thankful When You Are a Server
In honor of Thanksgiving, I want to remind you that there are always things to be thankful for when you wait tables for a living. You are totally slammed and …
November 21, 2016
Do NOT Change a Diaper at a Restaurant Table
How many times must this be said? It is NOT alright to change a poopy diaper at a restaurant table! Recently, a woman named Stephanie Plahn in Brisbane, Australia decided …
November 20, 2016
5 Stages of Grief When You Get Stiffed
All of us have been stiffed at one time or another. It matters not that we gave perfect service; the drinks were full, the food came out in a timely …
November 15, 2016
Chili’s Manager Takes Away Free Meal From Vet on Veterans Day
See that face up there? That is the face of a Chili’s manager who realizes he has fucked up. Last Friday, Chili’s offered free meals to our veterans in appreciation …
November 14, 2016
If You Ordered It, You Have To Pay For It
As soon as Table 16 is seated, Samantha goes to greet her customers. She is a good waitress who strives to make her guests happy and always has a smile …
November 9, 2016
You Will Need Drinks Tonight and Here They Are
It’s Election Day here in the United States which means one thing: we will all need a drink tonight! It’s pretty certain that about 50% of our population is going …
November 8, 2016