I Have Been Breaking the Law for 20 Years, Have You?
It has been said that I am a bitch. It has also been said that I like to stir the pot, poke at a hornet’s nest and push buttons for …
February 5, 2014
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Year: 2014
February 5, 2014
Olive Garden Promotes “Abandon Your Kids ” Day
At last, Olive Garden has done something that I can fully get behind. Gird you loins, parents, because they have an offer that you are not going to be able …
February 4, 2014
Please Don’t Drink and Walk?
Every server and bartender knows that we should not be serving drinks to people who are already drunk. We have all heard horror stories about how restaurants have lost their …
January 31, 2014
If You Spill Something in a Restaurant, Don’t Do This
Once upon a time there was a Stroller Mom From Hell who thought the world revolved around her and her alone. Her offspring was pushed around all day in a …
January 30, 2014
If You’re Late, It’s Your Problem and Not Anyone Else’s
Last week, I had the distinct pleasure of visiting Washington, D.C. for the first time ever and it happened to be in the middle of yet another polar freakin’ vortex. …
January 29, 2014
News Flash: Restaurant Lemons Are Unclean!!
Huffington Post has just published an article about the cleanliness of the lemon wedges that we all have to slice before every shift so people can have one in their …
January 28, 2014
7 Ways to Be a Cheap-Ass in a Restaurant
Oh boy, another article about how to save money in restaurants. Thanks, Woman’s Day, for creating even more women that no server wants to have in his section. I’m not …
January 27, 2014
Ties at Work Suck
I think it was Shakespeare who wrote this famous line about everyone’s favorite useless article of clothing, the neck tie: To wear, or not to wear, that is the question:Whether …
January 26, 2014
Old People versus McDonald’s, or Rumble in Flushing
There’s a turf war happening in Flushing, Queens and it ain’t pretty. Like West Side Story’s the Jets and the Sharks, two groups of people want to be in the …
January 16, 2014