Don’t Call Me a Faggot
One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone’s food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food service, …
January 28, 2011
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Year: 2011
January 28, 2011
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Can we talk for a moment about people who have no fucking concept of time and how it passes? How are there still people in this world who don’t know …
January 27, 2011
The Truth About Taco Bell Beef
It seems like only yesterday that I was writing a post about tacos and shouting out my love for all things Taco Bell. No sooner did I press “publish post” …
January 26, 2011
Please Do Not Eat the Lions
I loves me some tacos. Mainly because they go perfectly with margaritas but also because they keep me in touch with my (half) Mexican heritage. I have never met a …
January 25, 2011
I was a Bitchy Bartender
At my job on Saturday, they were in need of someone to cover a bartending shift. They turned a barrel to its side, got a putty knife and proceeded to …
January 25, 2011
Get Your Own Damn Coat, Lazy Lady
Last night at work was exceptionally busy. The show had about 102 people in the audience meaning all 102 of them were sat at the same time and each needed …
January 23, 2011
Children Are Annoying Around the World
It is about 12° below “my ass is freezing” and all I want to do today is sit under a blanket and sleep. So please enjoy this repeat post from …
January 22, 2011
Hair on Fire
Working in the world of restaurants and catering, there are always candles around. And when there are candles around, it is only a matter of time before some bitch catches …
January 21, 2011
Bitchy Waiter Will be on WOR Talk Radio Tonight
And in other news, tonight you can listen to my interview on WOR News Talk Radio 710. You can go to their website and click the “Listen Live” link to …
January 21, 2011