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How the Pickiest Woman in the World Orders a Martini

Dear Lady Who Thinks She’s Really Something Special, Get over yourself. While I understand that you love your Espresso Martinis, is it really necessary to go to the trouble of …

The Bitchy Waiter January 15, 2017

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Tips, Tip Pools and Gratuities

I get a lot of questions about the legality of various tipping situations and, quite honestly, I don’t have very many answers. This blog post was written by an honest …

The Bitchy Waiter January 12, 2017

This Restaurant Manager Does Not Care That You’re Sick

Today’s post is brought to you by a restaurant manager who has had it with employees who have the audacity to get sick and need a day off. The above …

The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2017

This Is NOT a Good Reason To Stiff Your Server

This may be a surprise to hear, but I do believe that there are some very rare occurrences that make it alright to not leave your server a tip. If …

The Bitchy Waiter January 5, 2017

The First A**hole Customer of 2017

I don’t know why I agreed to pick up a shift on Monday, but I did. I never work on Mondays, but a week and a half ago, we had …

The Bitchy Waiter January 4, 2017

For the People Who Complain About Everything

This is the story of the man who did not know what he liked to drink. He’s a tall man who I have never seen before. His legs are like …

The Bitchy Waiter December 29, 2016

An Applebee’s Birthday is the Best Birthday

Happy Birthday, Beverly! We here at Applebee’s do a lot for birthdays! First of all, we gather the entire staff around your table so we can all give thanks that …

The Bitchy Waiter December 28, 2016

Jesus Celebrates 21st Birthday at Olive Garden

“Thank you for calling Olive Garden of Nazareth, this is Bathsheba can I help you?” The voice on the other line is weary and tired because this is easily the …

The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2016

When Holiday Parties Go Bad

A holiday party in Dyersville, Iowa took a frightening turn when one employee shanked another employee with a candy cane that had been whittled down to a very dangerous weapon. …

The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2016

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