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Pro Tips From an Ex Red Lobster Server on How to Survive Endless Shrimp
Thank you to Jake Columbo, former Red Lobster sever for this most important of blog posts. Take as many orders for shrimp refills as they will let you when you …
October 15, 2018
Woman Has the STUPIDEST Reason for Leaving a Bad Review
There are so many clueless customers wandering about in our world and ending up in our restaurants. Each day, we come across one who is more pea brained than the …
October 9, 2018
An Open Letter to a Cheap Woman Named Heather
Dear Heather, I have to hand it to you, because this is a new reason for someone to leave a bad tip: over efficiency. Really? So let me get this …
October 3, 2018
My Public Apology to Chili’s
Okay, okay, okay. I fucked up. I am not one of those people who can’t admit his mistakes and in my last blog post I did a disservice to Chili’s. …
September 27, 2018
Is Chili’s Being Dishonest With Their Customers?
As you all know, I am on the server’s side 99.9% of the time. I want what’s best for those slingers of the hash, those wearers of the apron, my …
September 25, 2018
How To Get the Olive Garden Pumpkin Cheesecake Before Anyone Else
Open up your mouths and every other orifice because it’s that time of year again when everything will suddenly become pumpkin spiced, from coffee to candles to condoms. Not to …
September 18, 2018
6 Things Customers Should Know About Endless Shrimp
It’s that time of year again! Red Lobster is in the middle of their Endless Shrimp promotion and it’s when people crawl out from under their rocks to stuff their …
September 13, 2018
To The Bosses Who Expect Us To Work During a Hurricane
As Hurricane Florence makes a beeline for the coast of the Carolinas and Virginia, millions of people are being advised to evacuate the area immediately and take shelter from the …
September 12, 2018