Category: coffee

What Would You Like in Your Coffee?

Now I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I just don’t “get it” but it seems to me that whether you put half and half or skim milk in your coffee, …
The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2009
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Decaf=Regular

Sometimes a restaurant runs out of something. It’s just like at your house. You may think you have enough Crisco for every possible need, but one day you need more …
The Bitchy Waiter January 8, 2009
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Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi…who cares?

This lady sat in my booth yesterday and ordered a Diet Pepsi. I told her “oh we only have Diet Coke, is that okay?” thinking that of course it would …
The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2008
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We are not a Starbucks

I have noticed lately that more and more people feel perfectly fine bringing in their own cups of coffee to my restaurant. Do they not get how incredibly rude that …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2008
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Yes, the coffee is hot, bitch

I don’t know what it is with old people, but I hope when I am old (in like six years from now) I don’t lose my taste buds. I guess …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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Yeah, we don’t have that

So this man came into my place of employment yesterday with his whore wife and their two whore children. They sat at a whore booth and let the kids play …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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