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An Open Letter To Guys Who Get Pissed When Their Waitress Won’t Give Out Her Phone Number

Dear Men, Your waitress is not required to give you her phone number just because you ask for it. Maybe you think she is so totally into you because when …
The Bitchy Waiter February 9, 2017
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Dine and Dashers Steal $645. Let’s Find Them!

If there is one thing I hate more than anything, it’s people who dine and dash. Too many times, the restaurant makes the server accept responsibility for these lying, thieving …
The Bitchy Waiter February 8, 2017
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Restaurant Owner Thinks Immigrants Make America Great

There has been a lot of talk about immigrants and immigration in this country lately and no matter how you feel about our current president’s views, I am pretty sure …
The Bitchy Waiter February 7, 2017
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8 Things I Care About More Than Beyoncé’s Pregnancy

Unless you have been hiding in the walk-in for over twenty-four hours, you probably heard by now that Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. For those of you who don’t know …
The Bitchy Waiter February 2, 2017
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This Is Why You Should Sit Where We Tell You

A 89-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for injuries sustained when her Fitbit exploded on her wrist in a restaurant in Willard, Ohio. Betty Walker went to have lunch …
The Bitchy Waiter January 30, 2017
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