Happy 4/20

Dude, I am totally going to write a blog post today even though it’s 4/20 and I have way better things to do, man. I won’t say what better things …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2017
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If Dr. Seuss Was a Waiter

You do not like green eggs and ham? Well, that’s our menu. Sorry, ma’am. If you want treats of prawns or noodles, Apple pizza, yawns of poodles, I suggest you …
The Bitchy Waiter April 19, 2017
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The Story of the Very First Easter

It is the first Sunday after a full moon after the spring equinox of April in the year 30AD and all the restaurants in Judea are packed for brunch. After …
The Bitchy Waiter April 16, 2017
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