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IHOP Waitress Threatens Family With Steak Knife

An IHOP waitress from Massapequa, New York is in some hot water after she allegedly lost her cool with some customers and threatened them with a steak knife. The waitress’s …
The Bitchy Waiter May 11, 2017
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And THIS is Why We Don’t Seat Incomplete Parties

Lots of people write to tell me that I am their spirit animal because of the way I cut to the chase and tell things how they really are. This …
The Bitchy Waiter May 10, 2017
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Finally, Waiters Can Write Reviews of Their Customers

A pair of of computer engineers/web developers in Ogden, Utah who also work part-time at their local LongHorn Steakhouse have just created a new website that will revolutionize the way …
The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2017
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1-Star Yelp Review for Hot Onion Rings

Always on the look out for an entertaining Yelp review to rip apart, one fell into my lap yesterday that made my day. It comes from Rita M. who gave …
The Bitchy Waiter May 5, 2017
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Russell Westbrook Lies to Get Free Dessert at Restaurant

I don’t know much about basketball or the people who play it professionally. One thing I do know is that they get paid a lot of money to play with …
The Bitchy Waiter May 4, 2017
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