I Hate Kids, Part 378

Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants and …
The Bitchy Waiter June 26, 2010
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Fat Waitress

I went out the other night in what was meant to be three or four of us of us at a bar and it quickly turned into eight people who …
The Bitchy Waiter June 25, 2010
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It’s The Day of the Show, Y’all

Believe it or not, I have other talents that do not involve taking food orders and carrying trays. I am currently in a play and tonight is opening night. So …
The Bitchy Waiter June 23, 2010
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Happy Father’s Day

Today is Father’s Day so I am taking the day off from writing to sit on the couch and drink beer while watching a game. I’m not really sure what …
The Bitchy Waiter June 20, 2010
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Free Corned Beef Hash

We all know that restaurant managers have one thing on their minds and it’s the bottom line. Oh, wait and internet porn while sitting in the office (shout out to …
The Bitchy Waiter June 19, 2010
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