The Patio is a Pain in the Ass

This is a re-post of something I wrote last summer, but it being summer, its time has come again. Let me tell you about waiting tables on a patio: it …

Must Be 21 to Read This Post

Every once in a while, someone will send me an email that will spark an idea of what I should write about so a big shout out to Leila for …

The Menu is Your Friend

This an older post that I thought needed to be seen again since so many people are not familiar with the word “menu.” Sometimes people think that when they come …

A Travesty Has Occured

A terrible thing has happened and I can hardly live with myself. How have I made it through 24 years of life ( I was born in 1986, give or …

Just Say No to Gummi Bears

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows what a table tent is. They are the little menus that sit on a table that are more than likely sticky and …