Too Darn Hot

It’s hot here in New York City. It’s so hot that part of my face melted off yesterday while I waited for the bus to take me to a job. …

Reality? Check, Please.

After a few weeks of living high on the hog and not waiting tables, reality is about to bitch slap me in the face and throw a tray in my …

Dream Dream Dream

All of us servers have had that dreaded dream where we are the only person on the floor and the restaurant is humongous and the customers won’t stop coming in. …

Please Don’t Eat the Garbage

One of the best things about working in a restaurant is usually the people you work with. I can’t tell you how many times I have kept a job for …