I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fabio

Yes, bitches, my ass is till on vacation. I probably have a margarita attached to my face right this second. This post is older than the rolls I used to …

I Hate Kids, Part 525,600

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …

I Hope You Choke on Cheese

Yes, I am still on vacation. But won’t you please read this post about the first day at my current job. A year ago and I still remember what this …

Frazzled but Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

I loved this one that I wrote a few weeks ago when someone told me to “grow up, have a family and write about something that matters.” So I tried …