How To Make More Money

“Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do.” Does that phrase ring a bell for anyone? It’s the opening line for the commercial that iconic actress …

For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)

While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with unruly children. The picture …

Hello, My Name is Bitchy Waiter…

I am back. This is the first new post in days and days so forgive any typos and the apathy that may creep into this writing. My brain is still …

Is Vacation Over Yet?

This should be my last rerun because vacation is over. However, I reserve the right to continue being lazy for a couple more days. And in honor of vacation, here …

Butter Sandwich

My vacation is almost over and I am probably somewhere right this second crying and trying to cram as much fattening food into my mouth as possible because it’s vacation …