Happy Birthday, Lucy

I love Lucy. Today would have been her 100th birthday and it’s pretty amazing that she can still make people laugh even though we have all seen the clips a …
The Bitchy Waiter August 6, 2011
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Children: Stay Out of Restaurants, Please

A restaurant owner in Monroeville, Pennsylvania has come to a realization: that there are plenty of people who will flock to a restaurant if there is a guarantee there will …
The Bitchy Waiter August 4, 2011
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Come and Knock on Our Door

Tuesday, March 15, 1977   Dear Diary,Tonight was so slow at work. I have got to get a new job. It’s bad enough that no one ever comes into the …
The Bitchy Waiter June 27, 2011
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How to Drop a Tray

I don’t know if this is real or not, but who freakin’ cares? It’s brilliant. According to the original You Tube posting, “Joe Pantoliano, a.k.a. Joey Pants, (The Sopranos, The …
The Bitchy Waiter March 22, 2011
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