Earthquakes and Hurricanes

I don’t know if you have heard, but the end of the world is on its way. No, I am not talking about the rapture that was supposed to happen …
The Bitchy Waiter August 25, 2011
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Tequila on the 16th Floor

Yesterday in New York City was one of those stellar days of weather where I can actually fool myself into believing that this really is the best city in the …
The Bitchy Waiter August 24, 2011
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Two Bimbos From Queens Walk Into a Bar…

“What are we gonna do tonight?” asked Carla as she lined her left eye with the Ultraflesh Black Magic Eyeliner that she bought at the dollar bin at Ricky’s Beauty …
The Bitchy Waiter August 20, 2011
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A Comment on Comments

Someone done crawled up in my asshole and pissed me off and now I get to write my favorite kind of posting of all, a comment on comments. In response …
The Bitchy Waiter August 19, 2011
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Dumb Ass at Table Four

We all hate customers who forget to leave their signed credit card slip thereby ensuring that we don’t get a tip. It’s annoying and I am not 100% certain that …
The Bitchy Waiter August 18, 2011
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