The Clean and Melodramatic Lemon

It has been said in the past that some of the fruit in restaurants may not be as clean as it should be. Or clean at all. Particularly lemons which …
The Bitchy Waiter March 4, 2011
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Incomplete Parties Piss Me Off

You know what I hate? I mean other than babies, Holly Hobbie and bathroom attendants. I hate incomplete parties who sit in my station and act annoyed that I am …
The Bitchy Waiter March 3, 2011
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I Drank Five Mojitos

I went out to dinner the other day and found myself in a Cuban restaurant. I don’t know much about that country other than they make cigars, Fidel Castro lives …
The Bitchy Waiter March 2, 2011
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Shove a Pancake in My Mouth

Get out the Aunt Jemima and powdered sugar, because today is National Fucking Pancake Day, bitches. You know I am all about National Pancake Day since my whole life revolves …
The Bitchy Waiter March 1, 2011
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Waiter in Training

Training for a new restaurant job sucks ass. It just does. Especially when you have been a hash-slinging waitress for as long as I have. I feel like I have …
The Bitchy Waiter February 28, 2011
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