Incomplete Parties Piss Me Off

You know what I hate? I mean other than babies, Holly Hobbie and bathroom attendants. I hate incomplete parties who sit in my station and act annoyed that I am …
The Bitchy Waiter March 3, 2011
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I Drank Five Mojitos

I went out to dinner the other day and found myself in a Cuban restaurant. I don’t know much about that country other than they make cigars, Fidel Castro lives …
The Bitchy Waiter March 2, 2011
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Shove a Pancake in My Mouth

Get out the Aunt Jemima and powdered sugar, because today is National Fucking Pancake Day, bitches. You know I am all about National Pancake Day since my whole life revolves …
The Bitchy Waiter March 1, 2011
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Waiter in Training

Training for a new restaurant job sucks ass. It just does. Especially when you have been a hash-slinging waitress for as long as I have. I feel like I have …
The Bitchy Waiter February 28, 2011
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One Stinky Lady at Table 3

In keeping with my pledge to refer to certain customers as characters from 1970’s and 1980’s television shows, I would like to discuss one “Mary Ann” who comes in on …
The Bitchy Waiter February 27, 2011
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