Swimmin’ Pools, Movie Stars
The flight from New York to Los Angeles is a long one even under the best of circumstances. Normally, I am one of the few people who can actually enjoy …
August 16, 2011
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August 16, 2011
I Am Not a Morning Person
I am up at the ass crack of dawn today. If there were roosters in New York City, they would be cock-a-doodle-dooing right now. Instead, the rats are looking at …
August 14, 2011
Lesson #352: Don’t Exaggerate to Your Waiter
Customers are notorious for exaggerating their situation to make it seem like it is much worse than it really is. For example, when someone says, “This coffee is ice cold, …
August 11, 2011
Old Irish Eyes Are Smiling…and Bloodshot
I went out for drinks last night in a Queens neighborhood which has a very high population of Irish. Every other bar on the Queens Boulevard of Death is an …
August 11, 2011
If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It
Do you know what a platitude is? According to the final and foremost authority on everything in the world, Wikipedia, a platitude is “a trite, meaningless, biased, or prosaic statement …
August 9, 2011