How To Get Drunk on $25

This could be you!

Get ready to pick up your jaws off the floor because I am about to promote someone other than myself for a change. If your jaw does drop to the floor, don’t fret too much about it because I just mopped the floor a couple of weeks ago and I’m sure it’s still pretty clean.

On Sunday, May 3, I will be attending a fundraiser for this chick named Terri Girvin who is producing her own one-woman show about bartending called Last Call. Tickets to the fundraiser are $25, BUT once you get in it’s an open bar with beer, wine, whiskey and gin so I know you drunk bitches can get your money’s worth in about thirty minutes. All the other drinks will at happy hour prices.

Come get drunk with me!

Because I am such a fucking giver, I will be performing at the fundraiser by reading a story from my upcoming book. There are other performers too, including Katharine Heller from Tell the Bartender podcast and Kendra Cunningham from Last Comic Standing. But let’s be honest: you’re coming for the cheap drinks.

Come get drunk with me!

There are also raffle prizes that night, but again, let’s be honest: you want the open bar.

I hope you will think about coming. For $25, you can get drink your ass off, see some entertainment and come insult me right to my face. It does not get any better. And on top of that, you will be supporting the arts by helping to fund a show about our own industry.


Sunday, May 3 6:00-9:00
@ The Magician 118 Rivington St.
New York, NY 10002

Tickets are here.
The Facebook event is here. (Go to it and tell me you’re going!)

The video of the clip is pretty awesome:

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