This Law Suit is a Hot Mess
Taking a break for a few days, so this is a tired ass repeat. Thanks. And sorry. I read this week that a couple in Cleveland, TN is suing a …
February 21, 2011
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Month: February 2011
February 21, 2011
My Thoughts on the Toilet
Can we talk about restrooms? Specifically, public restrooms? First off, I don’t know why we call them “rest” rooms since there is very little rest that happens inside one. Trying …
February 18, 2011
This Is Horrible News
This week at work I was dealt a blow that I may never recover from. My life blood was essentially drained from my veins. The teat that I suckle was …
February 17, 2011
Put a Spork In It
You know I love it when I can put a customer in his place. Like when they are arguing that the menu says one thing when I know good and …
February 16, 2011
Valentine’s Day Advice for Men
Today is the day we think it’s okay to eat sixteen ounces of chocolate from Walgreen’s. It’s February 14th and Valentine’s Day. Thankfully, I am not working in a restaurant …
February 14, 2011
Don’t Touch Me
I was touched inappropriately at work last night and I am not talking in a good way. It was a very busy night and I was making the rounds to …
February 13, 2011
The Comeback (To Work)
I have been released from the hounds of fury who hath come upon me and swaddled me in their sickness and filth. After three days of a stomach virus the …
February 12, 2011
Fuck Cupid
Valentine’s weekend has arrived, so dust of your single red roses and chocolate candy in the heart box. I have been invited to participate in a Valentine’s Day Round Robin …
February 11, 2011
I Wish I Was on vacation
This is a re-post. I am sick. Like I have the fever and the vomiting and all that lovely crap. So I dragged myself from the couch and took a …
February 10, 2011