Month: February 2011

We Have a Winner!

After literally minutes and minutes of tabulating the dozens of votes, a winner has been determined for the International Pity-Bait Day. Striking just the right chord of ambiguity, humor and …
The Bitchy Waiter February 8, 2011
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Hello Sir…Or Madam…Or…Uh…

Remember that character from Saturday Night Live that was named Pat? No one was ever sure if it was a guy or a girl and every sketch was about people …
The Bitchy Waiter February 7, 2011
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

It has been far too long since I have answered a question but today is the day. Also, since it’s Super Bowl Sunday, I know that nobody is reading this …
The Bitchy Waiter February 6, 2011
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I Wanna be a Wino

It has been well established that I am a big fan of the cocktail. Why just last night I decided that I would ignore my hacking cough, post nasal drip …
The Bitchy Waiter February 5, 2011
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Master Pity Baiter 2011 Winner Is…

As you know, International Pity-Bait Day was February 1. We had literally dozens of people participate around the world. The trick to writing a brilliant Pity-Bait post is making it …
The Bitchy Waiter February 4, 2011
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Let Us Review: Butter NYC

It’s Restaurant Week here in New York City and I took advantage of it. Restaurant Week is something that gets customers to go out to eat even though there are …
The Bitchy Waiter February 4, 2011
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No Photos, Please

Yesterday I went to an event that was sponsored by WNYC Public Radio here in the Big Frozen Apple. It was called “Out From Behind the Apron” and it was …
The Bitchy Waiter February 2, 2011
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