Don’t Care Who Pays; Just Pay

Maybe it’s me, but I am rarely in a situation where my friends and I are fighting to pay the check. It has been rumoured (and confirmed) that I am …

Happy Two Year Anniversary to Me

Today is the two year anniversary of The Bitchy Waiter. Yes, time flies when I am bitching. In the two years that I have been writing, I have managed to …

Please Help the Needy (I Need Vodka)

The weather out side is frightful, but he fire is so delightful. And since you’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Just kidding. …