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This Is Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Be Barefoot in a Restaurant

A woman in Moscow, Idaho learned this week what exactly can happen when one lets a toddler run around barefoot in a restaurant. Mary Jo Foney took her 3-year-old Joanie …
The Bitchy Waiter July 31, 2019
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Woman Uses N-Word at Restaurant and Is Totally Okay With it

I had no plans to blog today, but sometimes something falls right into my apron just like a piece of ice does every once in a while and I am …
The Bitchy Waiter July 25, 2019
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This Woman Was TOTALLY Not Drunk When She Was Cut Off

As servers, we are responsible for a lot of different things. It isn’t just bringing out a freakin’ hamburger and wiping down tables that we have to worry about, we …
The Bitchy Waiter July 22, 2019
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Attention Servers: Do NOT Do This to a Receipt

Every server wants a decent tip. I mean, it’s why we do what we do, right? It’s certainly not for the joy and fulfillment we get from burning off our …
The Bitchy Waiter July 18, 2019
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When Love Blooms at the Gyro Restaurant

Once upon a time in Tuscaloosa, Alabama there were two men who loved each other very, very much. One of them may or may not have worked at a restaurant …
The Bitchy Waiter July 10, 2019
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