Just Stop Sitting at the Dirty Table
Can we talk about customers and their insane need to sit at the one dirty table in the whole fucking restaurant? It happened a few days ago to me and …
March 3, 2014
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March 3, 2014
The Happiest Waiter in the World
I seem to have gotten a lot of emails and comments of late that all have the same tone: “if all you do is bitch about your job, why don’t …
February 27, 2014
Why Waiters Say and Do What They Say and Do
Every server has his or her “go-to” book of phrases and actions for every diner. Some customers might not understand why we are asking certain questions or saying and doing …
February 26, 2014
Who the Hell Steals Tip Jars? This Lady, That’s Who.
As if living on tips isn’t hard enough, now we have to look out for women who are stealing tip jars from restaurants. In Westport, Connecticut, police arrested 44 year-old …
February 25, 2014
An Open Letter to the Lady Who Stole All Our Tea
Dear Lady at Table 18, Where did all the tea go? You asked for hot tea and so I brought out the little caddy that has all the different tea …
February 24, 2014