Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk. Or Cosmo.
Seeing how many trays I have held over the years, it’s amazing that I have not spilled more often than I have. I am knocking on wood right now, because …
December 6, 2010
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Month: December 2010
December 6, 2010
Please Help the Needy (I Need Vodka)
The weather out side is frightful, but he fire is so delightful. And since you’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Just kidding. …
December 5, 2010
Panda Express Workers Might Be Braver Than Me
This blog post is ripped from the headlines: Would-Be Robbers Foiled by Panda Express Workers. When I saw the story I was immediately impressed by the bravery of the employees …
December 4, 2010
Liz Lemon Wants Me To Be Her Friend
Today is one of those rare days that I don’t have to call myself a waiter because I am actually on a television set working as an actor. Uh huh. …
December 3, 2010
Cloudy With a Chance of What the Fuck
We as waiters are used to odd requests from our guests who expect us to appease them in the name of good service. People seem to have no problem asking …
December 3, 2010
Cash, Credit or Scamming?
We have all had people who have tried to skip out on their check and the occasional walk out who actually succeeds at getting a meal without paying for it. …
December 1, 2010