Say Cheese, Asshole
My first day at my new job went off without a hitch with the exception of one huge asshole who sat at table 24. Do they follow me? Am I …
September 28, 2009
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Month: September 2009
September 28, 2009
On Your Mark. Get set. Go.
Today is the big day. My new career as a cocktail server begins. After hours upon hours of highly intensive training with skilled professionals who know the ins and outs …
September 27, 2009
Rest in Peace
Now that I have earned gainful employment at a new establishment, I finally feel free to write about my last job and how I was unceremoniously dumped from it. I …
September 22, 2009
Two Year Old Bitch in England
I may have found my new hero. Someone sent me a story (holla out to Bonnie) about a something that happened somewhere called Hallifax West Yorkshire in England-land. The link …
September 21, 2009
Hallelujah!!!
The skies opened up today. Grey clouds parted and sun shone through as the finger of God reached down to touch me gently on the forehead. He brushed the hair …
September 20, 2009
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Suze Orman
It has been brought to my attention that Suze Orman went onto the Oprah Winfrey show some time ago to give some sound financial advice to all the Oprah-ites who …
September 19, 2009
Yo No Comprendo
I am about to pull my hair out because I am so over the job search, but I shan’t do that for my hair is far too gorgeous to pull …
September 17, 2009
Times is Hard, Sir
I got a job. A one day job. Although it did not involve food service, it did involve a huge helping of humiliation with a side of shame. As you …
September 16, 2009