Category: old people

Old People Like Decaf

Ahh, old people: you can’t live with ’em, you can’t hold a pillow over their face until they silently drift off to a better place. Don’t get me wrong, I …
The Bitchy Waiter June 18, 2013
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Old People (occasionally) Warm My Heart

Old people: you either love ’em, hate ’em or are one. There have been other blog posts about old people that painted them in a less than savory manner. Yes, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 2, 2011
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Hungry people suck

Not only do I have the joy of serving food in a restaurant, sometimes I get to do it as a cater waiter. The best thing about these gigs is …
The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2008
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Yes, the coffee is hot, bitch

I don’t know what it is with old people, but I hope when I am old (in like six years from now) I don’t lose my taste buds. I guess …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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