The Bitchy Waiter

Let me start off by saying I don’t hate vegans. In order to hate something, you have to care about that something and I don’t give a shit about vegans …

Yes, this is a blog post specifically for the millions of people who may have seen me on the Today Show with Megyn Kelly this morning and more specifically for …

  The folks who work at Trattoria Amici in Glendale, CA are, no doubt, trying to pull themselves out of a deep depression after learning that Chef H. and his …

Enough with the stupid fucking notes scrawled out onto bev naps, customers. We don’t want them, nor do we need them. And the notes we hate the most are the …