The Bitchy Waiter

I just spent the last three days not waiting tables because I found a better gig. By “better” I mean that it paid more money and isn’t that the bottom …

Dear Bitchy Waiter, I have read that the tip is calculated on the before-tax amount of a restaurant bill (or other service), but that always seems rather cheap, so I …

I can’t write today because I picked up this really odd job for three days where I will be selling really expensive jewelry at a convention center. God bless Craigslist. …

Speaking of things getting in your way, what is it with people who bring impossibly awkward items into a restaurant and then demanding that we find a place to put …