Dear Bitchy Waiter

Dear Bitchy Waiter, I have read that the tip is calculated on the before-tax amount of a restaurant bill (or other service), but that always seems rather cheap, so I …
The Bitchy Waiter September 23, 2010
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Time To Go Home

My tables would not leave a few nights ago. One of my favorite managers of all time, Sherill, used to say “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t …
The Bitchy Waiter September 22, 2010
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Dancing With The Bitchy Waiter

I can’t write today because I picked up this really odd job for three days where I will be selling really expensive jewelry at a convention center. God bless Craigslist. …
The Bitchy Waiter September 21, 2010
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Get That Shit Outta My Way

Speaking of things getting in your way, what is it with people who bring impossibly awkward items into a restaurant and then demanding that we find a place to put …
The Bitchy Waiter September 20, 2010
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Move. Move. Moooooove!

I grew up in the country and often saw cows walking down the road with blatant disregard for the cars that were trying to pass them. One morning on my …
The Bitchy Waiter September 19, 2010
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