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An Open Letter to The Lady Who Stole All the Tea

Dear Lady at Table 18, Where did all the tea go? You asked for hot tea and so I brought out the little caddy that has all the different tea …
The Bitchy Waiter December 1, 2014
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Why Should Anyone Have to Work on Thanksgiving?

It’s the day before Thanksgiving and plenty of people are up in arms about certain big box stores being open tomorrow and keeping employees away from their families on Thanksgiving. …
The Bitchy Waiter November 26, 2014
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This Is What Happens When You Throw a Penny At a Customer

Hello, gang. Over the summer, I did a live version of “The Bitchy Waiter Show” and it was great fun. One of favorite parts of the show was telling a …
The Bitchy Waiter November 20, 2014
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A Comment on Comments (Veterans Day Edition)

On Tuesday, I posted what I thought was a sweet little tribute to the Veterans of this country in honor of their day, mentioning how grateful I am that there …
The Bitchy Waiter November 13, 2014
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Thank You, Veterans (But Don’t Forget to Tip)

No matter how much I complain or whine about being a server, the reality of the job is that it is a very easy one compared to many other professions. …
The Bitchy Waiter November 11, 2014
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