I Am Not a Morning Person
I am up at the ass crack of dawn today. If there were roosters in New York City, they would be cock-a-doodle-dooing right now. Instead, the rats are looking at …
August 14, 2011
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Month: August 2011
August 14, 2011
Lesson #352: Don’t Exaggerate to Your Waiter
Customers are notorious for exaggerating their situation to make it seem like it is much worse than it really is. For example, when someone says, “This coffee is ice cold, …
August 11, 2011
Old Irish Eyes Are Smiling…and Bloodshot
I went out for drinks last night in a Queens neighborhood which has a very high population of Irish. Every other bar on the Queens Boulevard of Death is an …
August 11, 2011
If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It
Do you know what a platitude is? According to the final and foremost authority on everything in the world, Wikipedia, a platitude is “a trite, meaningless, biased, or prosaic statement …
August 9, 2011
Happy Birthday, Lucy
I love Lucy. Today would have been her 100th birthday and it’s pretty amazing that she can still make people laugh even though we have all seen the clips a …
August 6, 2011
Paula Deen Clogs My Arteries With Love
Just because I think the world needs to know about this video, I am posting it again. True, it was already posted but my love for all things Paula runs …
August 5, 2011
Children: Stay Out of Restaurants, Please
A restaurant owner in Monroeville, Pennsylvania has come to a realization: that there are plenty of people who will flock to a restaurant if there is a guarantee there will …
August 4, 2011