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Year: 2010
Click Here for New Bitchy Waiter Necklaces
I just wanted to let you know that I have posted some new necklaces on my Etsy page. I particularly love the candy corn charm that is new for Halloween. …
It’s One Crowded House Up in Here
Okay, last night was one crazy night up in that place. I was working the final show of a world renown singer who has a career that has spanned 60 …
Dear Lady at Table 32, I’m Sick
Okay, so I am sick. Sick with sore throat and fever and all that shit. I also have company spending the night with me. And I have to drag my …
A Horse is a Horse, Of Course Of Course
It has been way too long since I have just let loose on some annoying ass bitch of a woman who sat in my station. Enough with the Dear Bitchy …
What I Did For Ricki Lake
I have been called a fame whore. If that is what I am because I crave attention, fame, the spotlight, and more attention, then so be it. Have I always …
We’ll Always be Bosom Buddies
At work the other night a true honest to goodness legend graced my presence and I am completely humbled. As I started to light the candles and get the ice …
The Dog Was Treated Better Than I Was
I got a really shitty tip last night. Like shitty shitty covered in dog poop kinda shitty. And I was so nice to these people too. Booth one was seated …
How To Drink for Free For Four Hours
Yesterday a friend of mine scored a pair of tickets to the big fancy Food Network New York Food and Wine Festival. I heard that the tickets were $150 apiece …