Burn, Baby Burn

Remember how a few weeks ago I was saying how the new place I work is all fancy and swankified because we have candles? Well, guess what. Candles are annoying. …
The Bitchy Waiter October 29, 2009
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Read, People! Just Read!

I want people to take a mother fucking eye exam to sit in my station. Too many times, people claim they can’t read the check or read the menu. They …
The Bitchy Waiter October 26, 2009
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Dear Anonymous,

I wanted to thank you for your comment on the last post regarding ice machines. Since you opted to submit your thoughts anonymously, I am forced to thank you publicly. …
The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2009
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The Passion in Her Touch

I was fondled at work this week. Well, sort of. Let us look at this post as a creative writing exercise. I will begin with the story exactly as it …
The Bitchy Waiter October 21, 2009
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