Burn, Baby Burn

Remember how a few weeks ago I was saying how the new place I work is all fancy and swankified because we have candles? Well, guess what. Candles are annoying. …

Read, People! Just Read!

I want people to take a mother fucking eye exam to sit in my station. Too many times, people claim they can’t read the check or read the menu. They …

Dear Anonymous,

I wanted to thank you for your comment on the last post regarding ice machines. Since you opted to submit your thoughts anonymously, I am forced to thank you publicly. …