Month: December 2018

New Year’s Eve at Olive Garden for $400 Per Person?

It’s New Year’s Eve, that night when all the amateurs come out of the woodwork to binge drink cheap California brut and puke in the new year. I was walking …

The Bitchy Waiter December 31, 2018

This Man Was Stuck in a Restaurant Grease Duct for Two Days

A man in California is lucky to be alive after spending two days trapped in a grease duct of a Chinese restaurant. He was trying to break into the restaurant …

The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2018

Someone Did a Study on Restaurant Lemon Wedges (Spoiler Alert: They’re Dirty)

In case you didn’t know it already, the lemons at restaurants are sometimes disgusting little pieces of fruit. And believe me, I know all about disgusting little fruits. Someone did …

The Bitchy Waiter December 12, 2018

Five Effective Ways To Keep a Baby From Crying

I often complain about children in restaurants, especially babies who incessantly cry. The only one who should be allowed to cry in a restaurant is me and all the crying …

The Bitchy Waiter December 12, 2018

A$$hole Manager of the Week: Katie

In this week’s edition of “Some Restaurant Managers are Complete and Total Assholes,” we have a story from a restaurant called Cafe 72 in Ewing, NJ. Here’s the rundown: An …

The Bitchy Waiter December 6, 2018

8 Gifts Ideas For Servers

With the holidays sneaking up on us like a customer trying to be all stealthy and slip into our restaurant two minutes before we close, it’s time to think about …

The Bitchy Waiter December 5, 2018

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