In what can only described a desperate attempt for additional business, an undisclosed Applebee’s has been caught showing porn on their big screen TV this week. As if selling $1 Bahama Mamas for the month of February isn’t sad enough, now they think it’s okay to show hot, girl-on-girl action in the middle of a family restaurant. It is not clear whose decision this was, but we can be certain it will not go over well with the typical Applebee’s demographic.
Applebee’s, c’mon! The $1 margaritas seemed like you were trying too hard. The $1 Long Island Iced Teas the next month was pretty basic. And then you went with the Blue Moon special for the next month and now we see you grabbing for attention with these $1 Bahama Mamas, but porn? How low are you willing to go to get customers inside your restaurant? What can we look forward to in March, glory holes and sex slings?
Think of the children, Applebee’s. Look at this poor woman who had to endure the humiliation of her children seeing porn for the first time while she was in the same room with them. Francine is very upset that she was forced to have the birds and the bees talk way sooner than she anticipated and she certainly wasn’t planning on having it over a plate of Chicken Wonton Tacos and Mozzarella Sticks while a server named Amanda hovered nearby waiting to turn over her table. It’s just wrong. And Francine, while a stunning beauty with porcelain skin and lips like berries, is very upset.
I hope that the person who made this decision to show porn at Applebee’s seriously reconsiders. Applebee’s should be showing family friendly shows on their TV’s, shows like The Assassination of Gianni Versace and RuPaul’s Drag Race. Save the lesbian porn for more suitable places like Outback Steakhouse.
JA
Your video just made my Saturday.