The Last A**hole Child of the Year
It’s the last day of 2017 and we have discovered our final asshole child of the year: Annabelle. It appears that Annabelle likes two things. She likes hockey and she …
December 31, 2017
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Month: December 2017
December 31, 2017
The Grinch Who Wanted To Eat At Applebee’s on Christmas
I have a storied past with Applebee’s and they are very often the brunt of jokes. However, when it comes to this blog, nine times out of ten I am …
December 29, 2017
The Worst To-Go Order of 2017
With 2017 about to inhale its last breath and sputter into a distant memory, it’s difficult to think of the one thing that sucked the most out of this year. …
December 27, 2017
9 Annoying Things About the Little Girl at Booth 9
It’s not often that I write about my actual customers anymore since so many of them know about this blog, there is the very real possibility that someone I write …
December 23, 2017
Bill O’Reilly Has Some Restaurant Advice For Everyone
Noted asshole and unemployed-newscaster-because-he-got-fired-from-FOX-for-sexual-assault-accusations, Bill O’Reilly tweets a lot these days. I suppose he has a bit more time on his hands than he used to since he was unceremoniously …
December 21, 2017
You All Made This IHOP Waitress Very Very Happy!
Last week, I posted an article about a Go Fund Me account that was created for an IHOP waitress named Rhonda. Earlier this year, Rhonda found herself in the news …
December 20, 2017
Woman Pens Note of Correction for Typo in Restaurant Ad
Here’s to the lady who won’t be lunching at a certain restaurant because of a typo in a newspaper ad for the eatery. We don’t know, in fact, if it …
December 15, 2017
Baptist Preacher Explains How to Avoid a Gay Waiter
As many of you know, I don’t take kindly to people who can’t accept the sexuality of someone else and feel the need to denounce that person for being gay. …
December 13, 2017
I Hate the People Who Take Both Credit Card Receipts
Dear Customers Who Take Both Copies of the Credit Card Receipt, Stop doing that. Maybe you don’t know what happens when you absentmindedly walk out with the customer copy as …
December 11, 2017