Stop Lying About Your Birthday
Stop telling us it’s your birthday when it’s not your freaking birthday. In fact, stop telling us it’s your birthday even when it is your birthday, because we still don’t …
June 30, 2017
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Month: June 2017
June 30, 2017
Woman Finds Dead Frog in Salad
Earlier this month a woman found a dead frog in her salad when she was eating at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in West Covina, California. She posted her review on …
June 29, 2017
Woman Does Not Understand Opening and Closing Times
When did it become my job to scour Facebook in search of restaurants with one-star reviews for stupid reasons? Is this what my life has become? Am I really that …
June 22, 2017
Waitress Puts Hot Dog in Her Vagina Before Serving It
Okay, prepare yourselves for the most atrocious act I have ever seen or heard of a server doing. Many, many people sent this video to me and I originally decided …
June 20, 2017
Daily Horoscope; Waiter/Waitress Edition
Aries (March 21-April 19) You are enthusiastic and goal driven, but today will test you. A customer will crush your enthusiasm with their oppressive need for all things in a …
June 17, 2017
Christopher Had a Really Bad Time at Olive Garden
We all know how much customers love to exaggerate in order to prove their point. How many times have we heard someone ask for bread right away because they are …
June 16, 2017
Here’s What Endless Apps at Friday’s is Really Like for Servers
I get a lot of emails and messages from people who share with me the woes of their restaurants. This week, a server who shall remain anonymous, sent me a …
June 15, 2017
Website Throws Server Under the Bus and It’s All Lies
You know I am always here to stand up for the rights of a server. I am also the first person to take a server down who does something wrong …
June 15, 2017
This Is Your Brain in the Weeds
The mind of server who is in the weeds is a dark and twisted place. Our brain goes into hyper-overdrive as we struggle to remember everything we are supposed to …
June 14, 2017