Can we just stop for a second and bow down to the the man who wrote a brilliant response to a Yelp review? The man’s name is Ari Domnitz and he is the owner/operator of Karma Bar and Grill in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. When Anthony C. gave the place a 1-star review, Ari quickly went to dry storage, found a can of whoop-ass, opened it up, dumped it into a bowl of I don’t give a fucks and served it up steaming hot. When I read something like this, I tremble with excitement and quake with envy. It’s a little long, but you will savor every, single word of this masterful take down.
Thank you, Ari. You are a god among men. Behold:
Customer
Ari and people like him need to understand that public figures or peoples art, music, film, articles, books, food, restaurants, businesses etc. that are put out there publicly, commercially, to gain attention and or business etc. are suppose to allow for and expect and appreciate criticism and distinctly separate those criticisms from personal attacks and criticisms of private people who haven’t in any shape or form put out any product or business publicly. Ari who has put himself out there publicly by using his business noteriety and seemingly the local news team to bully a private person on a personal level is pathetic. You opened your Restaurant to criticism, yourself and all things related to it when you opened your doors for business Ari. You put yourself out there even more now for personal attacks when you allow yourself to be used for sensationalism and media hype to win your petty battle. Ari you are a royal jerk. Get some class.
Reginald van der Slythe III
You wouldn’t know class if it bit you on the ass, Anthony. Also, thanks for doing your part to make the word “bully” meaningless.
Mellie
One of the best Yelp responses ever. Epic.
Aria
I opened the review on yelp and the name changed to “Bella R”. Odd..
Erika
DAMN, Ari took his ass to school!
Michele
Damn!!! I was curious, being an hour from Milwaukee, and looked at the menu. Wish I hadn’t–an hour is too long to drive when that menu made me hungry NOW!! http://www.karmamilwaukee.com/menu.html Don’t say you weren’t warned!!!
CARRIE
HEHE….. when did they change their name to Yep??
jp
Not only is Anthony C an idiot, he is also a pampered little snob–note his disdain for the “panhandlers” and his weird complaint that the one restaurant…would be better if the clientele were more dressed up. I hope that on his next venture to a restaurant, Anthony is served one big bag of salted dicks.
Michael K.
I especially like the “By the way….have you heard about our loyalty program?”