The Correct Way to Open Champagne
I hope you have your champagne chilling because in just a few hours it will be time to obligatorily take a sip of it and then kiss who ever you …
December 31, 2015
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Year: 2015
December 31, 2015
Who Spends $400 for Olive Garden on New Year’s Eve??
In case you don’t know what to do for your big New Year’s Eve celebration, I have found the answer. Forget about house parties or getting dressed up to go …
December 30, 2015
This Might be the Worst Customer of 2015
As 2015 gasps for its last wheezing breath, we have one more entry for Asshole Customer of the Year. We don’t have a lot of details about it, but thankfully, …
December 28, 2015
This Elf on the Shelf Knows What You Are Doing at Work
Hey, everybody. My name is Spunk and I’m am Elf on the Shelf. You’re probably thinking that Spunk is short for Spunky since I’m so full of energy and such …
December 21, 2015
This Customer Does Not Know How Restaurants Work
Ahh, Facebook. It’s that wonderful place where people spout out their opinions without a care or concern as to whether it makes any sense or not. A woman named Colleen …
December 19, 2015
This Might Be The Most Clueless Customer Ever to Eat At Olive Garden
Eating out is hard, y’all. There are so many questions and rules to remember when you dine in a restaurant and no place is more confusing than eating at Olive …
December 17, 2015
“Waitresses Are Too Stupid To Work a Cash Register”
Very often, people ask me why I choose to wait tables when there are so many other options out in the world. I figure since Broadway star hasn’t happened for …
December 11, 2015
Miracles Happen and One Happened in my Restaurant
‘Tis the season for miracles. In this day and age, it may be hard to believe in them, but we have to open our hearts in order to see the …
December 10, 2015
Only Cowards Leave a Card Like This for Their Server
As the national debate about eliminating tipping in restaurants reaches a fevered pitch, there are some people who feel the need to stiff their servers in order to prove a …
December 7, 2015