Say Goodbye to the Automatic Gratuity
Today is a sad day for many of us in the restaurant world. If I didn’t like my hair so much, I would have pulled it out when I heard …
December 31, 2013
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Month: December 2013
December 31, 2013
Warm, Fuzzy and Only Slightly Bitchy
Allow me to step off the soapbox full of bitch and take a moment to discuss the occasional warm fuzzy feeling that happens when working in a restaurant. Every once …
December 30, 2013
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, in the front of the house The only creature still stirring was that sad dying mouse; The glue trap was placed by the reach-in with …
December 24, 2013
The Ultimate Bitchy Christmas
Well it’s almost that time when Santa Clause crams his fat ass down a chimney and hopes that someone forgot to shield their home with the Slomin’s shield. It’s the …
December 23, 2013
Duck Dynasty + Bitchy Waiter = the Same?
Unless you live under a rock, you have probably heard by now that Phil Robertson from A&E’s Duck Dynasty is on a suspension from his hit TV show for stating …
December 20, 2013
A Waiter’s Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, How are you? I hope that you and Mrs. Claus are doing well. When we last spoke, you mentioned that you were having some gastritis. How’s that going? …
December 19, 2013
Best Olive Garden Complaint Letter Ever
Anyone who works with the public and deals with customer service has probably heard a complaint about themselves at one time or another. It is a fact of life that …
December 18, 2013
A Comment on Comments, the Trashed Hat Edition
Yowza. Whenever I post something onto the Bitchy Waiter Facebook, I never know what kind of response it will get. Sometimes I think everyone will love it and then it …
December 13, 2013
Worlds’s Most Desperate Blogger (and It’s Not Me)
I call myself a blogger and I am the first one to admit that I shamelessly promote myself almost to the point of nausea. It’s not easy being a D-List …
December 12, 2013