Month: September 2011

How To Treat Your Server

I hope you will enjoy this article that I wrote for wikiHow about how to treat a server in a restaurant. This article needs to be seen by the world. …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2011
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Get a Room, Love Birds

Lovers are very special people. They’re the luckiest people in the world. Love is a beautiful, wonderful, splendid thing, we all know that. If you are lucky enough to have …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2011
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Another Annoying Kid Story

Every time a child does something in my station that melts my heart a little bit, leave it to another child who will be a raging asshole and turn my …
The Bitchy Waiter September 7, 2011
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Non-Smokers Have Rights Too

I don’t smoke cigarettes. Never have, never will. Growing up, my dad always smoked and it was the first thing I would smell in the morning when my alarm would …
The Bitchy Waiter September 6, 2011
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Asshole in Times Square

In my never-ending attempt to gain fame, fortune and a new pair of shoes that don’t come from Payless, I have come across a new contest that could help satisfy …
The Bitchy Waiter September 4, 2011
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Time for another installment of Dear Bitchy. I dug into the mailbag and found this question that perhaps I can shed some light on. You can email me here if …
The Bitchy Waiter September 4, 2011
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Old People (occasionally) Warm My Heart

Old people: you either love ’em, hate ’em or are one. There have been other blog posts about old people that painted them in a less than savory manner. Yes, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 2, 2011
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R.I.P. to Chef Tommie

There is a sadness in my restaurant this week because we lost someone very special to us. He has gone to a better place. My normally dark soul (stole that …
The Bitchy Waiter September 1, 2011
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