February 1, 2011 is Very Important
In my continuing quest to do any type of job that pays me a decent hourly wage, for nine hours today I will be selling pottery at the New York …
January 31, 2011
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Month: January 2011
January 31, 2011
How To Get the Attention of Your Server
Yes, this a re-post from almost exactly a year ago because people still need to learn this shit. Share it. Spread it around. Tweet it. Do it all. Wanna know …
January 30, 2011
Danger: Waiters Ahead
There is an article floating about on the Internet and the Facebook that has been brought to my attention by more than one person. (Two people.) It is a list …
January 29, 2011
Wanna Meet The Bitchy Waiter?
If you are in the New York City area next week, this is something you may be interested in attending. WNYC (Public Radio) will be hosting an event where servers …
January 28, 2011
Don’t Call Me a Faggot
One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone’s food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food service, …
January 28, 2011
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Can we talk for a moment about people who have no fucking concept of time and how it passes? How are there still people in this world who don’t know …
January 27, 2011
The Truth About Taco Bell Beef
It seems like only yesterday that I was writing a post about tacos and shouting out my love for all things Taco Bell. No sooner did I press “publish post” …
January 26, 2011
Please Do Not Eat the Lions
I loves me some tacos. Mainly because they go perfectly with margaritas but also because they keep me in touch with my (half) Mexican heritage. I have never met a …
January 25, 2011
I was a Bitchy Bartender
At my job on Saturday, they were in need of someone to cover a bartending shift. They turned a barrel to its side, got a putty knife and proceeded to …
January 25, 2011