McDonald’s/Road Rage

Have we all seen this crazy fucking McDonald’s addict who loses her shit when she finds out she can’t get McNuggets? Supposebly, she was there before 10:30 in the morning and they were only serving breakfast. Well, this ho wasn’t going to have that. She briefly considered filling out a comment card and then calling the McDonald’s customer service hot line, but then she decided it would be better if she just out out of her car and started beating the shit out of the drive thru window clerk.

I have never had the misfortune of working in fast food. There was a summer after college where I made daily trips to Burger King and Dairy Queen (the royal “we”) when I probably should have been put on their payroll, but never have I been officially. With my vast food service experience, if I ever take a foray into fast food, I would probably shoot right up the corporate ladder and be a shift leader immediately. Anyhoo, back to the video. This bitch is crazy for McNuggets but that McDonald’s worker is ready for the fight. I particularly like when she grabs that trick’s hair and tries to detach it from her head. And then they get the manager up in there too to fight the good fight. Out of everything though, the best part of the video is when she finally flees the scene and the next car drives like nothing happened up and is all, “Can I get a number two combo please? Super size me.” The worst part of the video? No audio. In my mind, it goes something like this:

Driver: I want McNuggets.
McD’s: We ain’t got those. How ’bout a McGriddle?
Driver: I want McNuggets.
McD’s: We ain’t got those right now. How ’bout a hashbrown?
Driver: Don’t make me cut you.
McD’s: How ’bout a McMuffin?
Driver: I am gonna kick you ass bitch.
McD’s: Manager! Manager!
Driver: (beating her) I’m gonna kick your ass, bitch. I want fucking McNuggets.
McD’s: Bitch, I got your hair now, what you gonna do now, huh? What chu gonna do?
Driver: I’m gonna smash the fucking window with my hand and if I can’t do that, I’m gonna get in my car and find something else to smash it with. Arrrg!
McD’s: How ’bout an apple pie?
Driver: Arrg! (smashes window and drives away)
McD’s: Thank you and have a nice day.

Anyone here work at McDonald’s and care to share your viewpoint?

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