Senior Citizens Make Me Nervous
There must have been a 50% off coupon for my club mailed to all AARP members this week because my whole station smelled like old people yesterday. You know the …
December 8, 2009
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Year: 2009
December 8, 2009
The Real Housewife of “I’m a Bitch” County
So I was watching television today and saw about two minutes of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck. Honestly, I was just switching channels and this scene caught my …
December 5, 2009
Paging Dr. Waiter, Come Right Away
Does anyone have to deal with “on-call shifts” at their job? If you are a nurse working the ER or a doctor, sure. Then it’s important to have that on-call …
December 1, 2009
Oh, My Nose!
Y’all, I only have one more Thanksgiving post and then I promise I am finished. Thanksgiving was four days ago and by now we are all sick of turkey sandwiches, …
November 30, 2009
You Can Call Me Alice
Hopefully everyone is recovering from their Thanksgiving Day festivities of gorging themselves with food and the undeniable effect of tryptophan. I celebrated the holiday by donning my apron and serving …
November 30, 2009
Happy Turkey Day, Mo Fo’s
Today is the day. The day that we gather around the table with friends and family to express our thankfulness for all the blessings that have been bestowed upon us. …
November 26, 2009
Never Say These Things Again, Customers
I decided to make a list (in bullet form since I learned the HTML code for it. Fancy, ain’t it?) of all the things I hate to hear coming from …
November 25, 2009
Meeting- Attendance Required
I went to a mandatory meeting at my job last week. It was the first meeting that I have had to go to since starting at this job and I …
November 25, 2009
Getting Well Soon
So you may have noticed that I have not written for a while. Maybe you didn’t notice and that’s okay too. Contrary to popular belief, it is not because I …
November 18, 2009