Month: December 2009

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

In the spirit of the holidays, The Bitchy Waiter offers this poem to you. Please do enjoy it and happy fucking holidays. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, in the front …
The Bitchy Waiter December 24, 2009
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I Am Not An Animal

When I work at the club, there are usually just two servers and a bartender. That’s it. There are not a lot of people “on the floor” most of the …
The Bitchy Waiter December 23, 2009
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What Would You Like in Your Coffee?

Now I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I just don’t “get it” but it seems to me that whether you put half and half or skim milk in your coffee, …
The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2009
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Bad Credit?? No Credit?? No Problem!

Maybe it’s possible that I have a teeny tiny stripe of vindictiveness within my soul, but when a person’s credit card is declined I get some small bit of pleasure …
The Bitchy Waiter December 18, 2009
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On the Rag

Why is it so freaking hard to find a decent towel to wipe down a table with? Is it that difficult to have towels around? Are towels so fucking valuable …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2009
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Danger: Broken Heart Ahead

So you know, I actually pretty much like my job these days. Of course it does help that I only work two days a week so it makes it a …
The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2009
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Lemons Are Dirty, Dirty Things

I was at work the other day about to put a lemon wedge onto the glass of someones Diet Coke when I accidentally dropped it and watched the lemon fall …
The Bitchy Waiter December 12, 2009
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