What Not to Wear
Uniforms are a pain in my ass. For most of my illustrious food service career, I have had to wear one. I suppose I don’t mind, because it makes it …
August 31, 2009
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Month: August 2009
August 31, 2009
The Other Side of the Menu
So I went to breakfast today at a restaurant and sat at a table and had someone wait on me. I would normally be doing the serving today, but my …
August 30, 2009
NEW DOMAIN NAME
Bitchy Waiter is now THE Bitchy Waiter. That’s right. I am it. THE one. And even easier to find now at www.thebitchywaiter.com (shout out to Chris, holla!) So if you …
August 28, 2009
Waiter, There’s Something in My Food
We have all found something in food that should not be there haven’t we? If we find a hair in our salad at home, we simply remove it and go …
August 27, 2009
You Say Potato I Say Potato
Why do people go all nuts and balls over sweet potato fries? Sure, they may be a bit better for you than the lowly russet or Yukon gold, but they …
August 26, 2009
My Friend, Liquor
Many times people ask me how I get through my day at work if I obviously find so little enjoyment in it. True, there is very little to enjoy while …
August 25, 2009
Annoying Customer of the Day
My patience was thin the other day at work. Maybe because it was my last day at that restaurant before it went 86’ed and I was filled with anger that …
August 24, 2009
Whole Grain Goodness
O’ those tasty toasted crunchy whole grain oats that we know and love as Cherrios. Not only are they delicious, tasty and heart healthy, they are a big fat pain …
August 20, 2009
Just Pay the Damn Check
You know, I don’t give a shit who pays for the fucking check. It does not matter to me (or any other waiter) who paid last, who owes whom, who’s …
August 19, 2009