Month: July 2009

Buffets are an evil thing. I worked at a place once that had an all-you-can-eat buffet for lunch. It was really popular because people are basically pigs and want anything …

I hate waiting on celebrities. I have not had to do it very often because famous people don’t usually come into the places that I have slung hash. Generally, they …

I hate when people ask me what to order for themselves. Can’t they tell by the blank expression on my face that I don’t give a shit that they are …

In the restaurant world, there is something known as a camper. This is someone who stays at their table way too long and then keeps new customers from sitting there …