A Sidewalk Does Not a Patio Make
Let me tell you about waiting tables on a patio: it sucks. My restaurant has a patio in the summer and people knock themselves over to get one of those …
May 31, 2009
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Month: May 2009
May 31, 2009
What a bunch of Jugheads
Waiting on teenagers is right up there with waiting on French people and old ladies. You have to put forth a lot of effort and you get very little in …
May 30, 2009
What a cry baby!
As you may or may not know, I have absolutely no tolerance for children in my station. It’s not that I blame the children, because as a dear friend of …
May 29, 2009
Poked By Connie Chung
As a cater waiter, you get used to being at really crowded parties with people poking at you to get a bite of tuna tartar. I can’t stand being touched …
May 28, 2009
Bitchy Cater Waiter
Although most of my wealth comes from waiting tables, I sometimes earn riches by being a cater waiter too. It’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax. If you’ve ever been …
May 28, 2009
Sad Mimosa Lady
When I got to work I was told that I would be serving a party of 25 that day. Joy. Rapture. I got it into my head that the people …
May 13, 2009