Month: January 2009

Ancient Chinese Secret

When you wait tables you have to get used to dealing with annoying, idiotic stupid-ass bitches and douche bags because you are surrounded by these people constantly. Maybe it’s not …
The Bitchy Waiter January 14, 2009
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Revenge is Sweet and Sticky

Perhaps you have noticed in previous posts that I hate children in my restaurant. This applies to anyone under the age of 18 and pretty much anyone over the age …
The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2009
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Decaf=Regular

Sometimes a restaurant runs out of something. It’s just like at your house. You may think you have enough Crisco for every possible need, but one day you need more …
The Bitchy Waiter January 8, 2009
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Rodents Rule the Roost

I have worked in a couple of restaurants that had their fair share of the Mickey Mouses. And the Ricky Rats. Every place has roaches, that is so no big …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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Monkey Waiters

So I always feel like waiting tables is something I can fall back on. Not just because it pays so amazingly well and I am so wonderful at it, but …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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Everyone is poor

I am so fucking sick of hearing that phrase preface almost every single thing that anyone talks about. “Because of the current economic situation, we will be eliminating the W …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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To Do Or Not To Do, Part Deux

Our friendly neighborhood restaurateur, Bruce (of the Douchebags), has graced us with his wisdom once again in the continuation of his list of 100 things a server should never ever …
The Bitchy Waiter January 6, 2009
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